Fun fact: I am secretly the biggest asshole in existence.
Drunk and lonely desperate is totally different from bored and lonely desperate.
I’m really nervous about advanced lab.
Career goal: wrang-wrang
Do you have any idea how fucking diminishing it is that nobody ever takes me into account enough to be properly mad at me?
Because, let me tell you, I’m an asshole.
And I’m a total hypocrite because I am, on the whole, a better person when I can be detached and flitter from thought to thought with serenity but if you do manage to cut in and make me a little shitty and petty then I’m just going to hold it against you that I’m not important enough for you to be dragged down with me.